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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Raffles Hotel, A Tiger's watering hole !Real story.

The last tiger was shot at the present Raffles Hotel's billiard room ,when a local resident, the tiger heard the bar was having a Hallowen party, and come on native outfit.It serve a stiff drink,the type that brings out the animal in you and of cause, lots of whitemeat. The strength of the beer was intoxicating, and on slurping the first, wanted to have a second. The publican having fled,was nowhere to be seen,but the waiting was not favourable for the tiger, out from nowhere, points an old ensign, the one that conquers, India, the the rest of the world. The shot went to the heart of the poor beast. All that tiger heard was tiger tiger,burning bright, in the middle of the night .When the poor dying tiger exclaimed, alas, you dont serve tiger,publican realise the mistake, that the local resident, the tiger, that is deserves more drink than any foreigner, or conqueror, for that matter.Talk about a British way of life, and fair play and being a gentleman. Thereafter, the tiger was shot, with a old pop camera, now, and pasted on the drink, in memories of the tiger.The drink was then exported all over the world. Meaning , if is good for a tiger, it is good for you.Also make a tiger out of you. In the night,when the time is right, the tiger the right beer.But do not overdo, or else one will get beer belly, in which case,Lipposuction is recommmended.Yam Seng!

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